My maternal aunt us here with her three year old son and I have to live with them for this weekend.
Oh God! Please give me the patience and tolerance I need.
I’m in this ‘I hate kids’ phase. So, I need a lot of help keeping my cool and my head no aching as he screams a lot like every other kid (no offence to kids who have passed this phase or don’t scream)
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
Mike & Rachel - Season 4
I don’t distrust you because you’re a woman.
I distrust you because you’re not as smart as you think you are.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background