My maternal aunt us here with her three year old son and I have to live with them for this weekend.
Oh God! Please give me the patience and tolerance I need.
I’m in this ‘I hate kids’ phase. So, I need a lot of help keeping my cool and my head no aching as he screams a lot like every other kid (no offence to kids who have passed this phase or don’t scream)

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

Mike & Rachel - Season 4

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game-of-quotes:

I don’t distrust you because you’re a woman.
I distrust you because you’re not as smart as you think you are.

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world."
— Reyna Biddy (via alexaism)

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